I love myself

I love myself
For reasons not so clear
For going beyond
The mirror need be near.

I recently met a wise man

I recently met a wise man
Who said something not so bright
The whole world is going wrong
As they all rush to go oh so right.

I am a performing monkey

I am a performing monkey
So, my dear, are you
If only you were in mine
Or I was, in your shoe.

Bride and groom gone honey moon

Bride and groom gone honey moon
Not too soon, not too soon...

When neighbours hate neighbours

When neighbours hate neighbours
While partners in peace elsewhere
Time to give all of them one
Bang on the ass, I swear.